Watch Panya score a vendor.
Eleven signals. Every vendor. No pay-to-rank. The scoring engine runs the same logic for a Bangkok clinic as it does for a Scandinavian telehealth. Here it is on a loop.
- Signals weighted by evidence tier
- Failures below 30 are silent-filtered
- Re-scored quarterly against the public rubric
- COA on every lot—
- Cold-chain verified—
- Rx legality (DHA)—
- Compound identity—
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- Price transparency—
- Longitudinal retention—
The supply is here.
Picking the right route is on you.
Metabolic.Health, Endocare, DarDoc, Zone.Health, Valeo, Limitless Human, Hortman, Novomed, King's College Dubai, Cleveland Abu Dhabi, Clinique La Prairie. The UAE biohacker layer is the densest in the region and the supply is moving fast — Foundayo (oral GLP-1) arrived in April. Panya scores 11 signals against an open rubric and routes you to the one provider that fits your dose, urgency, and cash budget. We don't sell. We route.
No signup · No login · Answer arrives by email
Three steps. No nudges.
Take the quiz
Five questions: goal, urgency, budget, age range, how you want the answer. Two minutes.
We match you
The Vendor-Match Agent reads your answers against our 11-signal rubric, ranks UAE-routable providers, applies regional rules, drafts a match email. A human approves before send.
You decide
One email lands in your inbox: one or two providers that fit, the AED price, the trade-offs, the sources. No follow-up nudges, no list to unsubscribe from.
What it actually costs in the UAE.
UAE GLP-1 is cash-pay. Insurance generally excludes weight-loss indications, so the price you see is the price you pay. Three broad routes: nurse-dispatch telehealth (lowest friction), clinic-with-bloodwork (mid), and longevity-stack programmes (top). Match email names the specific provider for your dose.
- UAE · nurse-dispatch telehealthAED 549 – AED 1,490
At-home GLP-1 administration, no clinic visit. Lowest friction. AED 149 entry pricing exists at the bottom of the market for the simplest start.
- UAE · clinic + bloodworkAED 1,690 – AED 3,800
DHA / DOH-licensed clinic, endocrinology-led consultation, bloodwork included. Bookend for visitors who want medical oversight, not just a prescription.
- UAE · longevity stackAED 3,800 – AED 9,000
Premium biohacker clinic. CGM, body composition, peptide stack alongside GLP-1, dietitian. Top of market sits here. Match email names which providers fit which slice.
Ranges from public pricing pages, April 2026. Match email gives you the exact monthly number for the provider we route you to.
Each friend who finds their match through your link covers about 40% of a month of your own cost. Four friends matched ≈ 1.5 months free. No MLM, no downline. You share the tool, your credit applies to your next month.
Four rules we run by.
Published rubric
Eleven signals, scored 0-3 each. The scorecard is public at panya.health/methodology. If we recommend a UAE provider, you can see exactly why and how they ranked against the alternatives.
Silent filter on bad actors
Providers that fail our floor don't appear at all. We don't name and shame; we just route past them. Public list of removed-vendors at panya.health/filter so the silence is auditable.
Affiliate-disclosed, not pay-to-rank
When you buy through a Panya match, we earn a flat commission from the provider. Disclosed on every page. Providers cannot pay to rank higher. Rubric beats budget.
Not a shop
We hold no stock, process no payments, dispense no medication. We match, surface the facts, then step back. UAE MOH / DHA / DOH compliance stays with the provider you pick.
Two minutes. One match.
Take the quiz, get the answer by email. That's it.
We earn a small commission when you buy through recommended vendors. That is how this stays free. Vendors rank by quality signals, not paid placement.